: Whew, we are out of the city now.
: Okay sure, but what exactly is up ahead?
: Oh great.
: You, YOU! My friend... SHE IS MISSING! You guys kidnapped her, right? *chomp*
: Ow! Quit it you!
: Say why I should not- *whack*! AH!
: Take that you freak! Ha ha!
: Hey...I recognise you!
: Oh, hi trainer. We were bothered by the loud shouting out of our gym so we came out to see what was happening.
: Alright. Thanks for saving me.
: It's totally fine, will be coming back to the gym now. Sorry for bothering you guys!
: Ugh, you guys will PAY for this! *hurries off*
---
: More snow here, huh? I'm honestly getting tired of it.
: I dunno, but I think there will hopefully be less snow in the next route. *accidentally squishes something*
: Oi! What do you think you are doin' exactly? Get lost you fre-*gets captured*
: Well, I caught him. It's rather unlikely he will join my current roster though. Alright, what's next?
: Oh boy! A trainer! Let's fight!
: So looks like more grinding?
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: Alright, looks like we are nearing the end...so is that a pond?
: Looks like it is! So, I guess we can like, go fishing, maybe?
: Except that we are mostly here to get past all the snow and get to the next area.
: Well, I think I have something to show you guys. *shows out HM Surf*
: W-where did you find this?
: Well she found the trade stone herself too so I guess it's normal.
: Well I guess I'm the best here at finding things, heh. Now we *trips on a rock hidden by snow* woah! *drops HM Surf into the pond*
: ...
: So I guess we are just going to have to swim?
---
: *swims to the end of the pond* Well, it's a good thing I'm a water mon.
: *reaches the end of the pond as well* And it's a better thing that none of the teammates are weak to water as well.
: Joke's on you all. I can fly.
: And so can I! Somehow...
: *reaches the end* Whew...I can take a break...I'm all wet now. Alright guys, Whoever is still swimming I will send back to their balls and then release you all onto the land.
After that process was done...
: Guh....I'm all wet.
: So can we go
now?
: I guess so. Everyone is here, so we can go forward into that cave.
: Yay! I can't wait!
(I legitimately had to do a bit of research to know what to post next... I totally forgot what came after this. And in case you are wondering, I (obviously) didn't actually throw Surf away. I just wanted to use a humorous effect.)
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Outside the cave...
: The cave was boring.
: The encounters were boring.
: The trainers were boring.
: The people we talked to in the cave were boring.
: The items were boring.
: The everything was boring.
: So I guess we are out of it?
: Hey guys! Remember me?
: Um, no I don't? Oh wait, of course. You are the champion of this region. What now?
: I dunno, just haven't seen you in a long while! Let's see...THAT is your team?
: Yes, they are my team. So what?
: It's just that it changed so much! Let's see, we last met like, 10 updates ago! I only know, like, 4 of the guys in your current team!
: Is this the weird champion dude who is also bad at riding boats?
: Uh, is that, you? I barely recognise you.
: Well but I do recognise YOU, my, you grew so much, remember back when you were younger, you liked to eat slugs?
: I....completely forgot about that time?
: These new guys seem pretty strong too, huh? *ruffles through bug hairs*
: *backs off* Ugh! Stop it!
: Well Mr. Champion, it was nice knowing you, but I just need to-
: Hey, I'm not trying to block you, there is nothing interesting up ahead, so I guess you could just stay a while and chat?
: If we could chat please let us do it indoors. Can we go to like, a nearby café?
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Soon, everybody headed to the nearby city's Café. Everybody got to enjoy icy cold drinks.
: Thank you for suggesting the idea to come here. Iced drinks are amazing.
: Yeah, same here.
: Argh! Brain freeze!
: Now, have you heard of like, weird events happening around the region?
: Uh, like what?
: Well, like, random landslides happening out of nowhere, certain species of mons who have mysterious diseases, and random wild mons going out of their way and attacking people. Know that?
: Okay, yes, I've heard of that, but why exactly is it your concern?
: As you might think, you probably think it has been just you and your team on adventures...but there was more, all along I was
stalking you.
: Stalking....WHAT!?
: Ever since we met back at the boat incident, I knew that there possibly was something wrong with you. I could sense it, an I know for one thing, you
must have had a hack run where you didn't go all the way?
: I think my brain freeze got worse...
: It's none of your business!
: Well, as the champion, I see it. You are possibly the cause of all these unnatural happenings in this region. I don't need evidence, I
know.
: What makes you say that?
: Get out, I'm having a TALK with your damn TRAINER. *pours his cold drink over her*
: W-why are you abusing my mons?
: Because I don't want them to suffer. I want them to know what a bad trainer you are for breaking one of the major rules!
: FUCK YOU!!!
: Nice. Damio, let's hit it!
: Right on, master! *dark pulse*
: Agh! Now I know why you are a champion!
: Bitch please, I've just tanked a monstrous hit from another strong dark mon, I-
: Ooh, the braggy kind! *close combats*
: OW! OH GOD!
: Look at that. Unable to raise mons maturely, poor trainer.
: Shut up!
: No, you
shut up. *blizzards*
: Agh! You son of a fucking bitch!
: Quit it! She will die from all the cold!
: Don't listen to that jerk, Damio! Use Blizzard again!
: Sure thing master.
: No, stop, just STOP! *shing*!
: I MEAN STOP YOU ASSHOLE. *strangles Damio, causing the blizzard to miss and hit the counter*
: AAGGHHHHHH! *blizzard misses and hits the counter*
(The cashier. I tried okey): Alright! Thanks for that, now the drinks we serve will be colder!
: Get off me you lousy punk!
: THEN STOP HURTING MY TRAINER AND HIS TEAMMATES!
: Uhh, well...
: GUYS, JUST GO. LEAVE ME HERE.
: B-but...
: I SAID LEAVE. NOW.
: Alright guys we gotta go! *runs out with all his mons*
: Yay, we went out of the dangerous place!
: I don't see how that should be a celebration.
: Oh my god, making me watch a monstrous battle while drinking...cold.......drinks.......makes.......me so nauseous *bleaaagggghhh*
: You just vomited
on my face.
: Lol heh heh, sorry.
: Hey, at least the battle was quite fun to watch!
: Let's see how YOU feel if you were the one battling.
: Oh god I feel nauseous again.... *bleaaaaagggghhh*
: Can you find another place to puke other than on your own
teammates?
: Uh, guys?
Not all of us are here.
: Good to hear.
: W-where did you come from?
: I came from somewheretown.
: But you just-
: Want your mon so badly? HERE HE IS!
: Ugh... guys....
: What did you do.
: Hm? :3
: WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU JUST FUCKING DO? HE'S BLEEDING, DAMNIT!
: Well that was actually a good thing, am I right?
: Which of you FUCKERS did this to him!?
: My, what a ssssssnnneeeaaaakkkyyy fellow you are, hm?
: I DIDN'T DO ANYTHING just now I was sleeping and when I woke up I saw this bleeding yellow star thing.
: Then why do you all have him?
: Good question. Let me introduce you to....DUSTON.
:
YEAAARRRRGGGGHHHH!!!!
: A legendary!?
: Where did you find him!?
: I'm not sure. But all I know is that I was with my good ol' boss, and BAM, we met this guy.
: No!
: The dude just now, I overheard him, did he say something like you are the main reason why this region is in peril?
: Stop talking you freak!
: Why should I? But thanks to owning the legendary of the underworld, we can do....THIS.
:
YEAAARRRRGGGGHHHH!!!! *produces a soul-like mist, which then transforms*
: Woah...you guys...
: What?
: I remember some of those faces!
: Heh, so I guess we got to meet each other once again, huh?
: Yeah....good to be back.
: Alright!
: Oh my...my dead mons...
: Wait...is that who I think it is?
: Yes indeed it is. My, you sure have grown a lot, haven't ya?
: *sniff* I guess you're right...
: You seem to look pretty cool now.
: Thanks. And I've been a lot less gross too, in case you were wondering.
: Sooo...apparently you have joined the team since my passing?
: Yeah, I did....I heard I joined the team to replace someone who claimed to retire as she didn't want to die.
: The mon you replaced was a brave fighter. I had seen he pull through all sorts of powerful opponent while I was alive. I actually died by sacrificing myself to protect her from an enemy's *sniff* bullet...
: *tears a bit* That was *sniff* brave indeed...
: My dead mons...
: Okay. Enough.
YEAAARRRRGGGGHHHH!!!! *inhales back the souls of the dead mons*
: *tears* You...WILL PAY FOR THIS!
: Very well. Remember how troublesome my team was back then?
: SHUT THE FUCK UP!
: Oh, weeeeeeep. You can't do anything. Anyway, I will be teleporting. *zip*!
: FUCK YOUR SHIT!!!!!!!!
---
: Singie.....*sniff* who would do such a cruel, nasty thing?
: Sir, it appears that your metal star thing has suffered critical injuries from an unknown attacker. We will put him in the ward and try our best to heal him. However, looking at it, it seems like he has as much as an 80% chance of death.
: Who possibly could have done this!? It's so damn unfair!
: I'm sorry sir, but I can't seem to find out who has done such massive injuries. I will have the paramedic deal with him. After all, you already have 7 mons left, which is still more than what most trainers are supposed to have.
: Just......try your best to heal him. Singie was a huge bro so far, and has suffered so much compared to every other teammate I had on this run. Having him to die would bring all my hard work to waste.
: I get that. But nuzrun rules are nuzrun rules. If he dies, tough luck, but then you can try harder at keeping your remaining 7 alive.
: Okay, fine...I will be seeing you. *exits the center*
: Aww, come on now! Cheer up and smile!
---
: Alright sir. What happened?
: I just threatened that silly fucker just now by injuring his stupid yellow star.
: Awesome. But that must have taken quite a while.
: Well a powerful trainer like me found it to be dead-easy. How was the whole gig about that doofus trusting you and your sister as good guys?
: AMAZING! Bitch totally deserved it. With our great brain power and your excellent battling skills, that loser who has been trying to ruin our land will get DEMINISHED in no time!
: True that! Hahahahahahahahahaha!
: Hahahahahahahahahaha......well now that I come to think of it, I wonder how long is it going to take for that idiot to realise I'm a bad guy all this time...
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: ...
: Um, you alright?
: ...
: Can I cheer you up?
: ...
: It's not like he is truly dead, right?
: ...
....
.....
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Weeeep weeeeep.......