I was dreaming of Glazed, I woke up dazed, It felt like I was in a mazed, I was feeling blazed, so now watch me Semi-Blindlocke Glazed. Joshua's Blazed Glazed Defrazed! I tried doing a hack once but lost the save file. Now I'm back with a new hack. This time round it's not exactly blind since I did try reading some runs of this game, but anyway, I'm back. Also in case you are interested, You can also follow this run on this site. The run was founded there! Rules: 1. Catch first encounter. 2. Faint=Death. 3. Dupes clause. 4. Mons who I have brought to the league in the past count in the dupes clause. 5. After I get 2 dupes, The clause is off for that area, and I must catch the next encounter. So yeah, these are teh rules. I hope to get to use a bunch of fresh new interesting mons. Table of contents Saga 1: Sagazed! Spoiler: Update 1: Glazed! : Ughh.... Where am I? : Hello there young man, and welcome to the world of- : ...Mons. I know. But where am I, why is everything blue, and why.... (Joshua wakes up and is now at his safe old room) : Ugh... That was a weird dream... well, I think I should go get a starter. *hurries to the lab* @ teh lab... :You can get a whopping FIVE starters compared to the usual 3! : Yes, but I... don't really feel like using 'em. : What? : Okay, well, the Gen4 starters are out, I have used 'em all, in other gen4 nuzruns. Shinx would be cool... if it weren't for the fact I'm ALREADY using it as a STARTER in another run. I can't say I'm a massive Lucario fan, but I'd rather have variety. :Wait... so you are gonna pick... me!? : Well looks like yes. I will take the fighting fox guy. : Ah right! Done deal! : Hmph. ------ : All right, well, looks like we are on a team now. Sooo, what's ya name : ....Fredrick. And I'm Hasty natured. : Hmm, well not bad, nature could be better, but still could be worse. The defense drop might be kinda bad in the beginning but eh. : Sure. I get that. And what... is that shady figure? : What shady fig- oh right. : I'M GONNA KILL YOU AND YOU WILL DIE AND-*led* : That was my Quick attack. I'm badass as ever, I tell you. : Okay, that is nice, so we can move on to the next tow... right? : Yo man. let's battle. : This again? *punches he and his fire mouse in the dicks* Alright. I'm done fucker. : Soo... uh, thank you? --- : So yea. Here's your dex. and some balls. : Thanks man. Alright, Fred, I can catch a Sandshrew, Taillow, Ralts, and Sentret on route 1. Sandshrew and Taillow are both now on team on several of my other runs. So please, please, a Sentret or Ralts... ... : I actually wanted you to get that guy, 'cause to see your reaction. : I may be the first person who is actually using 2 of the same poke at one time. Heck, Remember when I said Shinx was a starter in one of my runs? That was the same run where Sandshrew was my first catch. It was an Egglocke. Bah. : Yo. The name's Felicity, and I'm from Hasty nature. : I caught her at a low level too D:. (Oh and... guess who was my 2nd encounter? Sentret! Who I have never legitimately used but want to!) : Anyway, an encounter is an encounter so I'm not too fussed, I could get something cool in the next route. Anyway, grinding. (Insert grinding montage here) @ teh next route... : ....Kekekekekekeke : Okay, so what on earth is his nature? He can't talk apparently. : According to this weird rectangle thingy, his name is Craig, and he is Relaxed. : I was expecting him to have a 'Retarded' nature. : Hey gimme back my dex! And stop fighting, you all are in a team now so you all better get used to that, okay? : Kekekekekekekekeeke : HEY stop splashing mud on me! : I don't think he can help it, he doesn't have feet to control himself. (So everybody kicked balls until the end of time, and so went to some weird pillar.) : What the heck is that. : I have no clue. : Kekekeke? *splashes pillar* *BOOM*! : What the...? We... are teleporting! : GAH! This is all YOUR fault, you gay snake! : Kekeke?? : W-well we are up for a ride. Hold tight! *WOOM!* : Ugh.. where the fuck are we? : Heh... visitors.... : What the-? : Come to me... : Kekekekekekekekekekekekekeke...ke.....ke..... : I SAID COME TO -*bzzt* : Welp, I decided to catch him. Anyways... *psssh* : Ugh... okay you got me. I apologise for what just happened. : It's okay. And please don't really kill any of my teammates : Yeah, okay. By the way, name's Chris. And I'm Modest... somehow. Spoiler: Update 2: Dazed! : EAT SHIT YOU ASS.... gah, I'm tired. : That's good to hear. Everyone else is tired. : *pant*... uggggghhhh.... : Why.... do I feel so demotivated? : Ke.....ke...kekeke.... : Don't worry guys... we are almost the- : I have an awesome Bug type! : Yeah, that's nice kid and... hey why the frick-? : Oh boy, a battle. Why the heck are there so many bug catchers? : I HAVE NO IDEA LET'S FIGHT THIS STUPID KID. : I'll handle this one. *Blasts Pineco into a tree* : Good job Chris! Now we can move- : Go Butterfree! : What? : Uhh, is there anything wrong with using Butterfree? : Umm, no. Okay. Chris use Water gun again! : On it. *blasts the bug* : Nice. Confusion! : *bzzzshoik*! : OH COME ON confused status really? Anyway not risking this. Take down that creature, Felicity! : Okay... agh! I got confused! : Just control your mind and scratch the goddamn thing! : Aghhh.... : Wait, what? : Felly? FELLY!' : Thanks a lot, Butterfucker. : We need to heal her... I know! CPR! *pushes Felicity in the stomach* : Chris, stop it won't work. : Agh... Jo-Joshua? : Felly, I'm sorry for underestimating you. I already had a member of the Sandshrew family in another run of mine, and since I caught you at a low level I thought you would end up as the weak link of my gang. Please... : I... I... gaah.. :Uhh, so is she dead? : I'm afraid so. : YOU SON OF A FUCKING BITCH! *jumps at the Butterfree and tears it apart* : N-no! All my hard work and training... : Hey guess what? Your training SUCKS! Oh and by the way, you shouldn't say 'I have an an amazing Bug type!' You should say Bug TYPES with an S because you have MORE THAN ONE FUCKING SPAWN OF SATAN! : Please ignore my little grammar nazi. Anyway, let's go! --- I'm so sorry... Rip Felicity the Sandshrew Lvl 2-9 : Why were there so many Bug catchers in the first place? And what is a Butterfree of all things doing with them? : I have no idea either! : Why are you guys so worked up over 1 death? It's just one death! *Everyone glares at Fred* : Okay I'm sorry. --- : Kekekekekekeke! : What's that Craig?... Oh yeah, a new area! : Inside of me I'm hoping you get something you have used- : *slaps Fred* In regular play so that means you will get a new view on them in a nuzrun perspective! : Kekekekekekekekekekeke. : Awww, that's nice of you guys. Anyway, I'm going in *pushes the old, creaky door* : Euuuww... what is this place!? It smells, has mold everywhere, I feel electrified... : Well, I believe it's a power plant that has existed for centuries, so you are going to have to get used to it? : And why are YOU not affected? : I was born and raised in a smelly swamp all my life mate. *stomach growls* Oh boy I'm hungry. : So am I. Gah. This stupid eerie hitler of a place has drained half of my hunger. What do you have? : Ooh, lesse...mmmmmm... delicious yummy worms! *takes earthworms out of his scales and slurps them*. : Eeeuuuwwwwww, how can you eat those?! : Aww, come on mate. They taste great! Plus, if you were to live in the swamp your entire life, you'd probably like it as much as I do-OH LOOK A COCKROACH! *runs and tackles the cockroach and gobbles it up*. : Oh good, now I just lost my appetite. Thanks for that, Christupid. : *burps loudly* Hey come on, have a little laugh in your life! : Have what? : A little laugh in your life. Y'know, it's have a little love in your life, but with a word replaced. My family thought of it. They use it to tell others to cheer up and not be so down-sided. Ooh, look, a lizard! *tackles lizard and slurps him up* : *facepalm* --- : Ugh, let me go! : Kekekekekekekeke! : Doing well, Craigie. Now ball! *throws ball at the Electrike* : Ugh... well anyway it's a good thing you never killed me. : I would definitely have no intentions to do that, you are my first encounter. : Well that is nice. Anyway, my name is Sally and I'm Hardy natured. : Okay. Anyway, we are gonna train you up together with my other... team members. Let's go! --- : *lying unconscious on the ground* : What happened!? Don't tell me we lost another team mate in a bunch of minutes! : I dunno! I was eating the mold on those machines for my daily vegetables and then suddenly Fred passed out! : Ugggh... am I in heaven now? : No, but your with me and- : *passes out again* Spoiler: Update 3: Mazed! : *wheeze* Ugh... FINALLY I can breathe again. : Well that's nice. We missed you for a while. : Okay, good... so we can move on right? : Hey I don't recognise you. where did you come from? : She's my catch from that old power plan- : Bleeeeaaaaghhhhh... : Oh boy. He just vomited. --- : What is that lame looking building? : Uhm... I think that's a gym. : Kekekekekekekeke. : Shheeesh guys, chillax. Maybe it's gonna be a really easy gym-*get hit by swinging door* OW! : Heh. that was the easiest badge ever. How can anyone find it hard? : Hey YOU! Did you just bash the door on my Riolu!? : Oh sowwy. Who are you anyway? : None of my business, and you still hurt my goddamn Riolu. : Sure. Let's deal things the hard way. Chikorita, murder these busybodies! : *foams* Grrrr... woof woof! : Kekekekekekeekeke! *stings the plant* : Grgrlej owooooooooo-led. : Damnit! Ugh, okay fine. But I have one more- : Awww, come on, as loss is a loss. accept dat. : SCREW THIS, Pikachu return. You were probably lucky that you won. Now I've gotta go. : Okay, whew, she's gone. Now what's next? : Umm, something... is happening to me! : Wha? : What is this.... I have arms! : Yes! Finally! I was waiting for this for one long hour! : Hey, I'm glad to see that you are supportive of your teammates- : Oh wait... umm, no. I figured that, well, since he evolved, he would be more matured and less gross right? : Eh, I feel something wiggling in my fins... ooh some fresh worms. Want some? : *collapses* --- : Eh... I dun like challenging trainers back to back... but welcome. : True, and we will KICK your ass to the end of time! : Well what he said. Anyway, get on with it. : Nice. Well, let's start, Mareep, Charge! : Heh heh heh... : Huh? Is Charge a bad move? : Well, not really. But rather, it was a bad DECISION. FOCUS PUNCH! *punches Mareep, who flies out of the window* : NOOOOO I LITERALLY JUST ADOPTED THAT BABY ELECTRIC SHEEP! : Well sorry little ****. Go on and cry, I think it's funny. : I'd rather not start a fight here. Anyway I'm next. : Ugh... just Luxio go.. ARRRRGGGGH MUD SHOT! : Come at me. I was raised in the wild. : Okay, Jolteon, you know what to do, just.... use... Slash... GODDAMNIT CRITS ARGGGH! : *punches the leader* While he had a mental breakdown I stole his badge and his TM. Now let's run! Spoiler: Update 4: Amazed! : Well, that was an easy badge. Was expecting worse. : Agreed, was expecting to fail for the fact I had to partner some geeky mudskipper. : Hey! : Guys, no fighting! Anyway, master, what do you plan to do now? : Well, I have a new TM... wait... THUNDERBOLT!? : I'm definitely learning that. : Y'know, TMs are well, discs, so how do we use them? : Good quesion. *chomps the TM and learns thunderbolt* : EW WHAT THE SHIT!? : Kekekekekekekekeke. --- : Hey Chris where did you get that weird ticket thing? : I think, I dunno, I just happened to find it. : I bet you that's the ticket to get me out of this team. : Shut it Fred! : Whatever it is, I'm gonna- : Oooh, sir, is that a ticket? : Ummmm, yes? : Kekekekeke. : Cool. Let's goon a boat ride! *drags Joshua and his team* : Wait stop! --- : Fredrick, are you alright? : yes... I... don't mind me... BLEEEEAAAAGGGGHHHH... --- (10 minutes later, Joshua goes out for shopping, an his mons hang out at the ground floor.) : Soo, how do you guys think of the team? : Kekekekekekekeke. : Let me translate: He is saying "I don't like it". : Whoa, mate, this isn't that bad, well, aside from Felly's death- : You know what? I don't trust Joshua. I don't trust ANY of you. Felly dying was basically an example of such cases. I knew right from the day I got a trainer, I knew I was gonna regret my life, because they are pure unreliable. They RISK their partners in battle, don't know about if they die or don't die, and don't care for them. I know it. : Look, dude, where on EARTH did you get that? Look, did your parents- : I have no parents. : Huh? : Just like every starter, every ANYTHING the professor provides... I'm an orphan. I don't know anything about my parents. : *snaps fingers* Bingo. That's why you think that, you weren't raised up, and as a result, you have become this GODDAMN fucking ABOMINATION. Joshua cares for us, you just haven't been around long enough to see it. I have never heard of a trainer who mistreats his partners. : No. All trainers abuse their mons. I know it, And it's TRUE. : Guys, CHILL. Different pokes have different opinions. : I never said it was an opinion. It's a true fact. : Kekekekekekeke. : See? Mr purple snake here agrees. I have learnt to understand his language Because I'm as smart as an Alakazam. *smiles smugly* : You wish Fred. You wish. : Hey guys I'm done with shopping... Why do all of you look so angry? : ... --- : Soo, what did you buy? That looks like an awful lot of items : Nah, don't worry Sal, I bout some Potions, Great balls, a bag of well, something and a sword. : A sword? : Yeah. Let me give the items to you. *equips fred with sword and bag* There! Looking perfect! : ... --- : You got 2 cool new items, and so now you can use Leaf blade AND Spore! Why aren't you feeling energetic? : I... don't think I deserve these items. : ..Well, OK if you insist. : Um, hey guys. : Good to see you back... did you catch anything good? : ... : Uh, you alright? : Uh, yeah. anyways, my capture is a Shroomish named Adam. I'm just gonna put this link here and move on. --- : Welcome back Joshua. Here take this Cut HM, an you can now use a new route with dragons in it. : Alright now... wait, you mean NONE of my teammates can learn cut!? : No, I'm afraid they can't. : Ugh. Nevermind. But it looks like I'm gonna have to do something I've never done before... (3 minutes later...) : Hi everyone! My name is Mikene! : Wait, didn't you already catch Felly in this route? : True that. But basically none of my teammates can learn Cut, so I decided to use what I call a 'Cut slave' Which is Mikene. She will not battle, I will not use her as a death fodder, she is only around as a HM slave. So as long as I'm just using her to cut down trees and not battle, it's fine. : Ai ai! A tree! *slashes it down* : See? Now we can- : Hey, get off our beach! : What the fu-? : YEAH! GET OFF! Like seriously mang, this is PRIVATE PROPERTY! : Get off our beach! C'mon, do you have a brain? Well I think I answered that question already! : Look, I didn't even see your fucking beach! Ugh! Guys, let's move on-*kicks a sandcastle* : OUR SANDCASTLE! OUR GODDAMN FUCKING SANDCASTLE! : Son of a bitc- I give up, lets- : *grabs Joshua* You're not going anywhere without a FIGHT! Everyone, attack! : Good idea! Floatzel, kick their ass! : Wh- I-Ugh. I didn't even know there is a goddamn beach here. *summons mons* : What is this place!? : ... : *bzzt* Well, I just gave that overgrown weasel the shock of his life. Guys, get a move on! : Kekekekeke! : No! You aren't done until you defeat ME! Chinchou! : What the-why are a bunch of smelly doofuses doing on our beach? : UGH... Craig! Deal with this dummy! : Kekekekke! : Oh naw ya didn't. *water guns* : Kekeke-*BLOOOOSH* : CRAIG!!! Spoiler: Update 5: Blazed! : Gah... J-Joshua... : Craig!? And you can TALK!? : Y-yes... I-*cough* always could talk... I was shy upon joining a new team so I hid myself from talkin-*cough* : No... I.. : Please... take care of Fred and the others for me... don't worry about me... I will be in your hearts-led. : CRAIG!!!!! : Honestly, he deserved to die. Idiots like you can't raise mons, you- : SHUT THE FUCK UP! *Leaf blades* : Eeuuuwww... blood! You will pay for this! : You will pay for Craig's death! : Stop raging! Do you realise it's you and your trainer's fault you all got into this mess!? : Good question. It's because I didn't SEE THIS GODDAMN BEACH! : Wh-Why are you approaching me? : Because I must. *shoves into the sea* : AIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEE-*ker-sploosh!* --- : I'm so sorry... Rip Craig the Ekans Lvl 5-21 : First Felly and now this... at this rate we probably will never have a full team. : I can't disagree with that. : Y'know? How about we do a thing called grind to make up for the loss? : ...I don't feel like that shit. : How about a better idea; a replacement. : We can't, we are already out of areas. : Not exactly *shows ticket* --- : Bleaaaggghhh... : Fred, don't get too sick, because I'm using you to catch the repla- : What are you doing on my island!? : GAH! : I said what are you doing on my island? : Well what are you doinghere? : Simple. I am this island's specially acclaimed officer, spy and everything. I loathe my birth name, so you should call me 'Singer'. : Okay 'Singer'... so I lost a teammate earlier, and- : You want me to join your team? : Well, okay? I don't really like having legends around but I guess I will make you an exception? : Good. COME AT ME. : What the... NOOOOOOOOOOO- --- : Ugh... I'm injured... you naughty prick! : Actually, that's my nature, so I'm not the least offended. : Hey, uh, what is this? : What is what? : Umm, 'Lighthouse challenge'. You win a free mon if you win. : I will give you a bet that it would suck! Espeeeeaaacially compared to meeee *smiles smugly*. : Well let's go in, we could get some grinding done. --- : Ah! I hate Thunder wave! : I hate it too. But double team will always remain to me as the worst of the worst. : Yo, are you done? You won the battle. : Well, I expected that, I mean, a bunch of Lvl 20 Pikachus. But moving on! (On the next floor...) : I'm not your dad, but I can ground you anyway! : What a pun. Anyway, he has a Nidoqueen, Singer, deal with her! : Sure thing. *confusion* : Agh! I lost the first round. But I doubt you can stand up to my Nidoking! : As if. Fred, I think the battle's yours. : Sure THING! *slashes with leaf blade* : Gah! He's bleeding! : Sure he is! Fred, use Leaf blade again to finish that overgrown purple menace! : You like it if you kill my mons? Let's see how you like it if I kill your mons! Peck! : Wait a second.... PECK!? : Fred? FRED!? : Fredrick! Gah, he's literally hanging from Nidoking's horn! : No! CHRIS, murder him! : Sure thing! *mud shots* : Nooooooo! : *rushes over and grabs fred* Fredrick... not my starter... : No-*coughs out blood* I thought... I thought you never liked me... : No Fred. I've ALWAYS loved you, as well as the other mons. You all just haven't been around long enough for me.. : I... I didn't mean to be mean to all of you... just remember *cough* me... and Craig... and Felly-led. : He's.... he's dead right? : Right... let's go back to the centre. --- : I'm so sorry... Rip Fredrick the Riolu Lvl 5-24 : So that being said, we will be using that adamant Shroomish? : Yep, looks like we have no choice but to bring him into the gang. Everyone, Adam. Adam, Everyone. : Yo. Whassup dudeys. : ...Uh.. 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